Farewell, NFL

a poem

Goodbye Giants

Goodbye Browns

Goodbye all the teams who vie for the NFL crown

Goodbye Jags

Goodbye ‘Boys

Goodbye Bill Belichick and ALL of his ploys

Goodbye Cards

Goodbye Lions

Goodbye in-game charity tie-ins

Goodbye Bears

Goodbye Colts

Goodbye Philip Rivers and the LA Bolts

Goodbye Pack

Goodbye Raiders

Stay out of Oakland, you two-time traitors

Goodbye Chiefs

Goodbye ‘Hawks

Goodbye to the ever-aging faces of “The Guys” on Fox

Goodbye Jets

Goodbye ‘Fins

Goodbye 49ers, and watching the Vikings sorta win

Goodbye Bengals

Goodbye Rams

Goodbye Steelers and their towel-waving fans

Goodbye Falcons

Goodbye Panthers

Goodbye Bucs, Broncos, and their half-time dancers

Goodbye Texans

Goodbye Saints

Goodbye hopes of ever watching a fair title game

Goodbye Titans

Goodbye Bills

Goodbye closing moments Gatorade spills

Goodbye ‘Skins

Goodbye Eagles

Goodbye Ravens, and formations that are illegal

Lastly,

Goodbye League bolstered by Vegas,

Rotten to the core,

And ruled by a deflator.