To My Daughter, Who I Almost Killed When You Were Two While Trying to Catch a Home Run Ball …

This was a spoof post right? If so LOL. Otherwise, to that daddy I have this to say — I thank my lucky stars and God that my son’s father is nowhere near as selfish and delusional as you sir. I don’t care if Babe Ruth himself resurrected from the dead and hit that ball — anyone that would put my baby’s life in jeopardy for a baseball deserves to have his ass handed to him ASAP.

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