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This is the third Ringer piece on this topic today. Is there a daily catch limit or are you using tournament fishing guidelines?

Ringer staff would be stunned to discover the percentage of readers for whom this subject is utterly meaningless. With or without admirable humor and sarcasm. Time and space are precious things. We already knew more than we needed to know about this from news and portal pages before coming here.

I used to worry about having enough time to read all the worthwhile Ringer content that appeared every day. Now, I wonder how long my scroll wheel will hold up with the amount of fiberfill I have to bypass.

Revenue idea: have Lite beer continue to fund the lite articles and then find a real beer sponsor to fund the real articles.

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