WHY HIGH-HEELS, DANCING & ALCOHOL DON’T MIX

Summer Weekends Can Get Pretty Entertaining Around Here. I Totally Get That Women Are All About Sexy Shoes With High-Heels, But I Have No Idea How Women Get Around On Those Things To Begin With.

So Over The Weekend, I Evaluated A Young Female Patient With A Pretty Terrible Ankle Fracture. She Explained That During An Evening Out With Friends, She Mis-Stepped And Twisted Her Ankle. My Question Was Whether Dancing & Alcohol Was Part Of Her Evening Activities As Well?

All The Young Lady Could Do Was Give Me A Sheepish Grin And Claim That She Couldn’t Remember . .

Moral Of The Story: For The Times When Vodka Calls And Assures That You Can Dance, Always Bring A Pair Of Flats As Back-Up.

Peace & Love