Blog # 13 “ Kanye West For President”
 
Wassup Ya’ll?….You Know What…I’m Getting Tired Of These Intros…Ya’ll Know Who I Am Gotdammit…Focus Your Eyes And Read Along Like A Children’s Book…I Got Something To Say….
 
Now I Know We All Saw Kanye West Announce His Run For Presidency After That Long Winded Speech He Gave At The VMA’s Which Was Hosted By Miley Cyrus….(She Looks Like Ron From ”Kim Possible” Mixed With The Thumb Niggas From “Spy Kids”)….Now When I First Heard About It I Laughed Out Loud For Two Reasons….The First Because Kanye West Is The King Of Trolling….And Second Because He Really Might Be Serious…..
 
But Today I Thought, What Would Happen If The “Louis Vuitton Don” ACTUALLY Ran For President?….I’m Sure You Would Like To Know As Well So I Decided To Draw Up A List Of Pro’s And Con’s Of Mr West Inhabiting The White House…..
 
 
Pros: College Dropout….That Should Earn Him At Least 30% Of The Votes Right There….”College Dropout Was His First Official Album And My Favorite Hip-Hop Album Ever. This Project Alone Should Seal The Deal B….Every Song Was Flawless, The Production Was Incredible, And All Of The Features Blended In Perfectly. He Threw A Behind The Back Pass To Jamie Foxx And Still Managed To Get The Ball Back And Alley-Oop It To Twista To Windmill Dunk That Shit On “Slow Jamz”…That Showed Us That He’s A Leader Able To Carry A Team And A Country And Lead Them Into Victory If Necessary And That’s The Kind Of Chemistry We Need In The White House…(Can’t Forget The Waviest Alley Of All Time He Threw To Jay-Z On “Diamonds Are Forever Remix”)
 
Pros (2) Creativity: Besides The Fact That He Has Officially Lost His Mind, He’s A Creative Genius…And I Believe He Would Try His Hardest To Place Art And Music Back In Schools…But Kanye Being Kanye….He Always Gotta Do Some Extra Shit…So He’s Probably Gonna Put Horseback Riding Lessons In The Projects Or Televisions In All Train Stations That Only Broadcast His Music People To Watch While Waiting For Arrival And Departure
 
 
 
 
Cons: Kim Kardashian……. Now I Can See Yeezy Being A Potential Commander In Chief…But There Is No Way Possible My Mind Can Saucy Chicken Fajita Wrap Around The Idea Of His Wife Being The First Lady Of These States We Call United. Now With All Due Disrepect…What Positivity Could Kim K POSSIBLY Pass Along To The Children B? Michelle Obama Is Out Here Single-Handedly Choke Slamming Obesity And Health Issues And Jumping More Double Dutch Than A Black Girl In Harlem While Looking Like A Million Bucks And Still Maintaining Her Image As A Great Wife And Mother At The Same Gotdamm Time…She Could Drop A Mixtape Tomorrow And Give Niggas A Plethora Of Bars We’ve Never Experienced…She’s Perfect….What Could A Kardashian Do In Washington?Kim K Gone Walk Up In The White House And Post Her Nudes In The Lobby…..She’s Gonna Create A College Course Titled “Selfie Studies” And You Have To Gain Over 10K Likes On Instagram To Be Eligible For The Class….She’s Gonna Let Her Muppet Baby Looking Ass Lil Sister Lead A “Black Lives Matter” Campaign…She’s Gonna Start A Sex Tape Series Titled “Presidential Pussy Volume 1: Lights Out In The White House” And Have Them Play It Live On The Air…What Would She Wear To The Inauguration Ball? A See Thru Latex Body Suit With Pumps And Cat Ears?….The Only Way I Could See Kim K As First Lady Is If She Never Spoke Or Came Outside
 
Cons (2): His Current Sense Of “Fashion
 
Now Idk What In God’s Name Happened To This Nigga’s Wardrobe….But I Like The Polo Rugby Wearing, Louis Vuitton Backpack Kanye West WAY Better Than This New Shit He Got Going On….He’s Out Here Dressing Like A Gotdamm Sith Lord From “ Star Wars” He Dresses Like That One Kid In Your Class Who Swore Yu-Gi-Oh Was Real….Then He Had The Nerve To Launch A Clothing Line Which Was Obviously Heavily Influenced By Oscar The Grouch And New York Drug Addicts….We Don’t Need That Kind Of Delusion To Be Leading This Country… I’ll Be Damned If I Go Into The Store To Buy A Pair Of Nikes And They Tell Me They Only Sell The “Homeless 11’s” by President West….I Will Unload The Chopper Onto That Entire Franchise…..That Kind Of Influence Mixed With That Blinding Arrogance Which Makes Him Think Dressing Like Yoda Is “Fashion” Will Have This Country In Shambles…And I Simply Cannot Allow That…
 
 
 
 
Now That We’ve Gone Over The Pro’s And Con’s Of Kanye West Possibly Leading This Country. I Just Want To Say That Even If He Doesn’t Win….This Will The Most Entertaining Series Of Events To Ever Occur In History And 2020 Will Be A Memorable Year….
 
With That Being Said…I Am Now Announcing My Run For Mayor In 2020…That’s Right Gotdammit….JAYO aka The “King Of All Jiggyness” aka The “5th Member Of Jodeci “Is Taking Over New York City In 5 Years And I Hope You’re Prepared….
 
So Be Afraid….Be VERY Afraid…..
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