J-BAR-H Rules Of Life

  1. Never stand in line for a butt whooping.
  2. Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. (Lincoln)
  3. No good deed goes unpunished.
  4. What you allow you approve.
  5. You can’t ride both sides of a fence.
  6. The likelihood that you are correct is not increased by the intensity of your conviction or the volume at which you express it.
  7. All disappointment is rooted in poorly set expectations.
  8. Offense is taken, not given.
  9. Failure to plan on your part does not constitute a crisis to those around you.
  10. Failure is not in getting knocked down, but in not getting back up.
  11. Never pick a fight while wearing sandals.
  12. Don’t confuse fun with fulfillment or pleasure with happiness.
  13. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over the same way and expecting different results. (Einstein)
  14. Luck is the intersection between preparation and opportunity. (Seneca)
  15. If your horse dies, dismount.
  16. You cannot go through life trying to appease your critics. (Limbaugh)
  17. Never get into an argument with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (Carlin)
  18. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
  19. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  20. Whiskey makes you think you are smarter than you are.
  21. If everything is under control you aren’t going fast enough. (Mario Andretti)
  22. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. (Mark Twain)
  23. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
  24. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. (Warren Buffet)
  25. It doesn’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  26. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers)
  27. The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. (Schwarzkopf)
  28. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
  29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
  30. Sometimes the hard thing and the right thing are the same thing.