A lot of writers seem to take the “Me” part of “Medium” too seriously. They write long and tedious stories that are littered with the first-person pronoun. “I this,” “I that,” and most of the time I don’t care. Here, though, is an “I”-sprinkled piece that’s short and funny.
This is the kind of Medium article I want to see more of. I want to see less of the other kind. Can you do anything about that? When you get out of the drapes, I mean.