What I want to know is if you’re so far behind the times that you don’t even know you’re a…
Emily Friedel
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I was mainly being silly, but it is the quaint way “take a break” magazine describes spousal abusers and rapists…

I don’t FEEL like a millennial, I’m not “in tech” and I don’t have an “exciting startup” (which is millennial slang for “small business”)