Nursery Rhymes I Now Sing to My Kids Thanks to This Stupid Election
Kimberly Harrington

If I could (be bothered to) highlight every word of this I would. All the best political comedy makes you die a little inside, cry yourself to sleep and contemplate your own inevitable death and this succeeds on all the levels.

Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece as white as snow
And when it shot a bunch of dudes
The police treated it with more respect than they had a black sheep who stole some cigarillos