How To Pick Up A Girl 100% of the time

Been using pick up methods? Try this one!

What’s up players? This is my definitive guide on how to pick up women.

1. Realize that you should be approaching someone because you want to value their companionship and are a piece of shit for treating them like objects.
2. Just ask them out. Don’t use any tricks. Just say “hey, what’s up? I saw you, and I’d like to get to know you better”. And then once you know them, ask them out.
3. Don’t go into this because you want to add a notch to the bedpost. Again, we’re trying to not get you to be a piece of shit.
4. If they say no, shurg it off. Don’t be a dick about it. Move on. There’s litterly too many people on Earth. Over population is a big problem, you’ll be able to find someone else who enjoys your small dick and listening to why only your mom makes the best chicken nuggets.

Alright players! I hope this has helped you out!

Don’t @ me.

Until next time,

Peace.