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You sound like DSK

Who preferred a blowjob

To the Presidency

of the French Republic.

Be careful and beware!

Hotel maids and bellboys

are off off off limits

Just be human

Love the mind before ever

Thinking of the sexual portals

You might be one day

Expunged from a plane

And taken downtown

For questioning

And retaining detention.

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