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Janelle Blasdel

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The Belladonna Comedy

Please Help Me Show My Students How to Make a Fat Wad of Cash

Together, we can ignite and inspire young minds through the amount of money I make on this one piece of content.

4 min readMar 28, 2022

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Please Help Me Show My Students How to Make a Fat Wad of Cash

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Janelle Blasdel

I am a steaming bowl of oatmeal

Hearty and reliable, I am comfort, familiarity— a Midwestern pantry staple, here when you need me, unoffended when you don’t. Overlooked…

1 min readMar 24, 2022

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Bowl of oatmeal on the counter

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Janelle Blasdel

I am a clementine

Part of a photo-poetry series, “You Eat, You Are”

1 min readMar 5, 2022

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I am a clementine

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Janelle Blasdel
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The Haven

My Grill’s Summer Reading List

Top-selling books my grill can’t wait to read

2 min readJul 21, 2020

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My Grill’s Summer Reading List

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Janelle Blasdel
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Slackjaw

10 Reasons I Only Wear Business Casual When I Work From Home

Wearing business casual changed my life and it can do the same for you too

4 min readApr 21, 2020

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10 Reasons I Only Wear Business Casual When I Work From Home

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Janelle Blasdel
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Slackjaw

Be The Change You Wish To See In The World, Gradually, Without Disrupting Your Personal Life

And other quotes to live by that don’t ask too much of you

5 min readDec 9, 2019

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Be The Change You Wish To See In The World, Gradually, Without Disrupting Your Personal Life

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Janelle Blasdel
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Slackjaw

If You’re Reading This, Then It Means I Died From Holding In My Farts At Work All Day

To whom it may concern: If you’ve found this letter, then I must be dead, and I’m afraid I know why.

4 min readNov 6, 2019

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If You’re Reading This, Then It Means I Died From Holding In My Farts At Work All Day

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Janelle Blasdel
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The Haven

Shark Survives Man Attack

Well, I know it sounds cliche, but he came out of nowhere. One second, I’m swimming along on my way to my sister’s and then BANG! I’ve got…

4 min readJul 25, 2019

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Shark Survives Man Attack

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Janelle Blasdel
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The Haven

Procrastinating Owl Pulls Epic All-Dayer

Oh my god, I’m such a freaking idiot. When Professor Maxwell said we’d have a month to finish our chem lab, I was like, Ka-ching! That’s a…

4 min readJun 25, 2019

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Procrastinating Owl Pulls Epic All-Dayer

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Janelle Blasdel
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The Haven

Oh, the Doodles You’ll Do!

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to do Doodles! You’re off and away!

5 min readJul 10, 2018

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Oh, the Doodles You’ll Do!

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Janelle Blasdel

Janelle Blasdel

Chicago writer, improviser, ad copywriter | Contributor to McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Haven, and more | Twitter: @janelleblasdel

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