Wiping out ANY Spammer With One Killer Email

Thank me later, said a wise Drake.

I get thousands of these a week.

Spam irritating emails from overseas suppliers of useless sh*t that I am not interested in. I’m sure you have a similar issue, hence you’re reading this.

So instead of blocking them, creating filters, and doing all kinds of ninja jujitsu email tactics, which rarely stop these devious spammers sending me more random sh*t from another email.

I tried a different ultimate fatality approach.

Which is now the highlight of my day (…yes, yes it is, small things amuse small minds). Because it’s a lot of fun.

Embrace yourself, your life is about to change.

Here’s an example email I receive.

Here’s the exact response I send back.

And this is the FINAL response I get back from these suppliers:

That’s right baby. Game set match.

And no, “Thank YOU for YOUR generous” Zita.

When someone perceives you as no longer valuable to them, you flip the tables, and try to sell them spam sh*t instead.

Well then sir, you are the master of all masters.

And you must thereafter bathe in luscious baby oil from the inner sanctums of the golden forest of Supremia. You deserve it.

And while you’re here, who knows if you’ll come back, so may as well be a good marketer and promote my other post (click below)…

Steal My $M Business. I Challenge You.
You have 30 days, and 90% of the homework is already done for you.medium.com

**Co-Founder K2AV and Founder Sixth Degree:** Looking to connect with creators who want to improve social media. Trying to create a world where people have deeper, more meaningful conversations. I am working on it right now. Contact me [email protected]

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My story in 5 lines —

Studied to become an Engineer (did a 5.5 year double degree), but quit instead to start a record label, write a movie script, and tour the world as an MC and performer. With little savings left, co-founded now the largest AV provider to education in WA — growing it 100% year on year. Working on my next venture with aspirations to help people connect face to face in a way social media can’t.

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