You'll like me once you accept the overwhelming weird. I'm warm-blooded. And cuddly. And venomous. Like a platypus.
In which we wonder why women are presumed to be idiotic, rash decision makers.
*A completely fictionalized account of how @GrittyNHL came to be.*
I went to a stand-up show a few weeks ago where the guest comic did a full 10-minute…