Car Talk No.1 : Uvalde Tx — San Antonio Tx
Since I’m a passenger in a car a lot I’ve decided to start a new segment called “Car Talk” . If you don’t know what that is by the title I’m gonna write whilst riding in a car and then post it. A lot of this is gonna be me ranting like the old person I am at heart.
It’s currently 8 something in the morning and I’m sitting in the back seat of a car on the way to San Antonio for my friends mom’s dentist appointment. It’s my first time going to SA so I’m not sure what to expect. I’m thinking a decent amount of horses and a few hipster coffee shops, moderately racist.
I’ve had a berry almond smoothie so we’re tackling this car talk head first.
What’s The Deal With Music Festivals ?
Music festivals are great don’t get me wrong. If I could live my life just going to music festivals I would, but what’s the deal with them . For one, why are the so expensive? Why am I paying $300 to hear people like me sing on a stage that’s not even indoors ? And then I’m still expected to pay for food and memorabilia. Also I have to stand next to a ton of people I don’t know. What if I don’t want to see everyone who is performing? What if I just came to see one act? Why am I trading the equivalent of my unborn child in order to hear one person sing for an hour in the heat. And another thing, is it an unspoken rule that you have to get high at a music festival. If. I’m already paying the equivalent of a car note just to get into a music festival I want to have complete control of my mind and body when I’m there. I’m not eating mushrooms or Inhaling protein powder (is that a thing?) just so I can wake up the next morning in a crate in New Mexico confused and dehydrated. I would be angry, I would ask for a refund.
The worst people of the world …the hippies, love music festivals. They’re always walking around with their shoes off like they’re begging to get a fungle infection and dancing off beat (they probably dance off beat because they’re high off of protein powder) The gluten free, vegan coffee shop business must be lucrative because I’ve never not seen a hippie at a music festival. Either that or they live in trees and just crawl down when the fest starts (that’s actually a great idea if you want to get into a 2 day fest for a 1 day price.) Also they sit on the grass when everyone else is standing up, YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THE STAGE FROM THE GRASS ALL YOU SEE IS LEGS. The whole thing bothers me immensely. I’m pulling up to the dentist office as we speak so to make this whole “Car Talk” thing legit I should be wrapping it up . To end this in a respectable way, I have no problem with music festivals they’re fun, they make for great pictures and even though I’m complaining right now, I more than likely will be at Jazzfest this year.
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