If asked “how are you?” keep your answer to five words or less that in no way addresses the actual question in any real or honest fashion.
How to Have a Normal Conversation
Tommy Paley

I have a terrible habit of answering this honesty and with as much detail as I can muster. Now I know why they avoid me after that. ☺

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