Don’t know how to write a PM. You are the best humorist I know of to write this up, and the clowns joking about it say I can share it with you: how about an Emperor has no clothes, gaslighting story starting with DJT soiling his pants and his staff obfuscating denying spinning an obvious stinking up the room showing up on white pants (Ok guess he rarely wears them- for tennis or golfing?) accident. Claim he sat in HRC’s or BHA’s chair etc etc. Blame it on Comey. Hope this inspires you (though you do very well without outside help).