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Hello From Stock Photo Girl

Hi, I’m Miranda and I’ll be serving as your stock photo girl for this article. I’m so happy you chose me as the featured image. Don’t worry, I’m totally worth the $3.99 you spent. A lot more people are going to click on your link now. You’ll see a temporary spike in your stats. My photographer says he’ll buy me a sandwich now. I’m so hungry. Thank you.

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