And Roe vs Wade — Elephant’s breath, dead salmon, and calamine lotion are actual colours What colour is elephant’s breath? The question does not make sense To me, for I don’t know High fashion painting. Dead salmon? Is that a joke? Who would want a dead Salmon-colored room? Calamine lotion can be used for Drying out…

And cupcakes — If they misspelled a word in the dictionary How would you know if the word was misspelled? First, there was Google Earth. It was followed by Apple Air. Then came Amazon Fire. Microsoft Water is long overdue. A lady was speeding down the road on her bike. I yelled, “cow!”. …

Mindful of road rage — Some people make decisions quickly, while others agonize over what to do. In a study by Zajkowski W, Bielecki M, Marszał-Wiśniewska M (2022) Are you confident enough to act? Individual differences in action control are associated with post-decisional metacognitive bias. PLoS ONE 17(6): e0268501. https://doi.org/10.1371/journal.pone.0268501 Two groups were studied, an…

And does hand sanitizer remove blood stains? — For some time now, I have been adding a joke to the end of each story that I write. I found a version of the following joke and added the following to a recent story. Two chemists went into a restaurant. The first one said, “I’ll have some H2O.” The…

In a cool and dispassionate manner. — Sir Walter Rawleigh (Raleigh) was imprisoned in the Tower of London three times. On the second occasion in 1603 he was sentenced to death, however the sentence was never carried out, and he was released by King James in 1617. A year later, he broke the conditions of his release…