Humour For August

Daily dose of humour

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July 24

I had an appointment with my psychic next week ~ She called and told me I wouldn’t be able to make it.

July 25

Chocolate is salad.

Chocolate comes from a tree, that makes it a plant ergo: it’s salad.

July 26

Apple is planning to manufacture an automobile. ~ Will it have windows?

July 27

What is the opposite of ladyfingers? ~ Mentos

July 28

Jim McAulay🍁 says:

Remember that when you bury a body cover it with endangered plants so that it will be illegal to dig it up.

July 29

Jim McAulay🍁 says:

Humans are the only species who would chop down trees to make paper and then write on the paper “save the trees”.

July 30

Don’t eat too much cake for that is the sin of gluttony.

You can however eat as much pie as you like because the sin of pie is always zero.

July 31

I love the way the earth rotates.

It just makes my day.