We Must Have Quiet Here
I must say, I do not get
Why do you all throw such a fit
Every time you leave the room,
It sounds just like a sonic boom!
Every time you hear a bell
You run from here and unleash hell
And the worst part at all
You bring that noise in from the hall.
I don’t say this to be crass
But many of you act just like an ass
The way you all yell and rage
You’d think you were monkeys from a cage.
I’d like to start to teach
If you could just control your speech
You are yammering away the whole class
Look! Ten minutes have already passed!
We really must have quiet here!
My breaking point is very near.
You think that I was tough before
Just wait until I close this door!
Calling your parents doesn’t work.
Nor does the threat of endless homework,
And detention doesn’t seem to worry you.
So, there is only one thing left for me to do.
I will simply fail the entire lot.
And you’ll have to repeat this class, like it or not.
Jocks and cheer, no sports for you.
And attendance in clubs for the rest is through.
So, unless you decide to listen and learn,
I’ll fail each of you and watch your GPAs burn.
The choice is yours. What’s it going to be?
Act foolish and repeat or listen to me?
