This, my friends, is a blog post I wrote while fully under the influence of anesthesia.

John Clifford Black
Sep 7, 2018 · 1 min read

I had just gotten my wisdom teeth removed, and I, for whatever reason, made the mistake of allowing myself full access to my cellphone during the initial recovery process.

To be completely clear, I do not remember writing ANY of this. Not one bit. Which, now that I think about it, makes it all the more hilarious and worth sharing, I suppose.

It’s rather short, but I’m actually glad it even happened it all. Instagram faux pas and unintelligible texts aside, this was by far the most entertaining mishap of the hour.

Enjoy.

-JB


I just got my wisdom teeth removed, so I’m going to us this opportunity to vomit my post-amestisia thought into paper for you entertainment.

Iiterally don’t REMMEBR anything. I remembered them sticking my arm, being nervous, and then waking up in a groggy state of delirium. Thankfully, I didn’t give anyone any ammunition to use against me. Of things I said.

Now I’m in bed eating a frosty and it’s pretty darn good. But I need to sleep honestyl so that’s probably what I’ll do

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