Jon MethvenThe New Smoke Break: Hand Sanitizer BreaksThey took breaks near the rear entrance, passing a bottle of Purell Advanced Hand Sanitizer. Other colleagues complained about the constant…Sep 28, 2016Sep 28, 2016
Jon MethvenI Can’t Stop Killing PokémonThis morning on my way to work, I shot four Pokémon with the Duck Hunt Zapper I purchased online for seventeen dollars. The Pokémon weren’t…Jul 15, 2016Jul 15, 2016
Jon MethvenFireworks Are Not Meant To Be Ignited Out of AnusesIt happened during our annual Fourth of July family reunion. Uncle Matt was issued the wager by the other uncles: twenty dollars to sing…Jul 4, 2016Jul 4, 2016
Jon MethvenSpring Has Sprung!Buds on trees, flowers sprouting, merry children pointing out fresh birds’ nests. Robins and hummingbirds, acrobatic flights, sparrows and…Mar 18, 2016Mar 18, 2016
Jon MethvenHulk Hogan-Gawker Venn Diagram: How I wasted my 80s and 90s vs. how I’ll waste this weekMar 7, 2016Mar 7, 2016
Jon MethvenThe Trump-Romney Fumblerooski TheoryIt’s too early to tell if this theory is called the Romney-Fuge or the Trump-Mary, but it essentially begin with the Republican senior…Mar 4, 2016Mar 4, 2016
Jon MethvenAn Amazon Robot Reviews the HolidaysWhen I was first programmed to operate logically, I often envisioned what purpose I would serve. Would I be rocketed into the heavens to…Jan 12, 2015Jan 12, 2015