The portrait was not going well. Andrew Stevenage laid down his palette, took the brush from between his teeth and stepped back from the easel to study the canvas dispassionately. Councillor Raymond Hogg gazed back at him belligerently.
Hogg was not a prepossessing figure at the best of times, but somehow Andrew felt even the man’s better features had eluded his brush. The ponderous jowls had a purplish tinge and reminded one of a superannuated bloodhound. The podgy fingers clasped across the straining waistcoat looked like two bunches of parsnips. Andrew sighed and rinsed his brushes in a mug of…
Winner of the Global Short Story Competition, November 2009
Every December Edward Harbottle gave the performance of his professional life in Benhams department store at Clapham Junction. For a month he would preside over his elvish helpers in Santa’s Grotto, and smile benignly as countless small children perched on his knee and described the gifts they hoped he would leave them in their Christmas stockings.
Which was surprising, as Edward Harbottle disliked children. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that he was deeply apprehensive of them, and it was only by submerging himself in the avuncular persona of Father Christmas that he was able to give such…
Jonathan Elsom
Actor, sculptor and artist now publishing anecdotal book of short stories.
