Let’s Be Clear, Austin Swift had The Best 2015 of Anyone

You have no counter argument.

In 2015, Taylor Swift’s brother Austin turned 23, graduated from Notre Dame, apparently was cast in his first movie, and by virtue of falling ass backwards through the victory tape in the Sibling Olympics got to jet set, tour hop and party with pop stars and sexy models — all by the accident of his birth. His friends at school were probably stoked just to graduate, and they should be. Way to go, guys! But for Austin, the line “I’m visiting my sister this weekend” meant “I’ll be attending the most coveted 4th of July party in Amerca” and “If you need me I’ll be on Martha Hunt’s Instagram.”

So, congratulations to Austin Swift! You’re a nice looking fellow who had a fucking awesome 2015… and all you had to do was show up. Here is to your continued good fortune in 2016, because why be bitter?

We’re confident Austin is a quality actor — because we have no reason to suspect otherwise — but being a Swift surely doesn’t HURT for casting.

Martha Hunt, Gigi Hadid, Serayah and so on are all within sprint-tackle distance of this pic.

When your older sister’s dorky friends are some of the most influential creators in pop music…