One Promise Trump Made But Didn’t keep — Rescue Richard Simmons
Back in March, during a radio interview on the Jonathon Brandmeier Show, The Donald was asked about Richard Simmons.
At the time, the “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” maestro, was M.I.A. There were a lot of strange rumors about fitness guru Richard, from his housekeeper had kidnapped him to he became a woman.
The calamity was resolved when Simmons told NBC’s Savannah Guthrie, “I just kind of wanted to be a little bit of a loner for a while. Right now I just sort of want to just take care of me.”
Great. So everything was resolved.
However, while the Richard Simmons hysteria was electrifying the county, Jonathan Brandmeier asked Donald Trump,
“If you are elected president, will you release Richard Simmons from his hostage situation?”
“We have to get him out. We have to get him out,” Trump said. “No question.”
What would have happened, if Richard Simmons was still missing and Donald Trump became president. I’m not sure which of those scenarios is more frightening.
Actually, I do know. Sorry Rich.
Would the Donald order a special ops team to bring back Richard Simmons? Would he kick the door in himself?
Or maybe it was a joke. And he never had any intentions to save this American legend.
What other promises has The Donald made that he doesn’t plan on keeping? Because if he was making such promises to garner popularity and votes, what other promises has he made that seem as grandiose as that?
I will leave it up to you. Here is a list of promises Trump made on the campaign trail. If he became president, which ones do you think would become reality?
Build a wall between Mexico and America
Make Mexico pay for this wall
Everyone will say Merry Christmas again
Rescue Richard Simmons
Eliminate the Department of Education
The Environmental Protection Agency also gets the boot
Replace Obamacare with something “terrific”
Refuse Muslims from entering our country
Refuse Syrian refugees from entering our country
Kick out the ones that are here
Prosecute Hillary Clinton
Kill any relatives of terrorists
Find a loophole that gets us out of the Iran deal
Never call Iran’s leader by his preferred title: “I guarantee you I will be never calling him the Supreme Leader… I’ll say, ‘Hey baby, how ya doing?’ I will never call him the Supreme Leader.”
Oppose killing journalists: “I hate some of these people, but I would never kill them.”
Get rid of gun free zones in schools
Originally published at Poli(tics) Today.