Jorie Ella

I'm a writer and think way too much about pop culture and life through sociological lenses. I like sweets, rain, cats, and soft drugs. And wine. Lots of wine.

When A Rich (Insecure) N****a Want Ya…

I’ll be honest, when I first heard “Loyal,” I cried, “What is Breezy whining about now?” Hoes aren’t loyal? Grass is green – what else is…

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Lets Keep it Real: The ALS Bucket Challenge is an Embarrassment

I can’t drink the Kool-Aid and get on the ALS Bucket Challenge train when all I really want to do is dump ice on my soul to cool the rage.

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First Date: Want and Need Part II

Passing the other cars, she checked the time, estimating and re-estimating when she would arrive — right on time as this pace. She already…

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