the theory of everything
i have an issue with everything bagels.
namely the everything part.
take a bite and everything gets dislodged from the bagel and is nowhere and everywhere at once.
Freshman year in high school I went to a friend’s house one time and they were playing this weird game in the basement. They had like 15 2L’s of Mountain Dew, chips ahoy, 4 TVs hooked up facing away from each other, and like 20 dudes all swapping out playing on each TV as teams of 4. They let me play…and it was pure…