Want to boost social media engagement? Post pictures of your toilet.

In 2016, I’ve resolved to post useless shit on social media. Gotta live for that Klout score, you know? One restless Saturday, I decided I’d finally put up a few decorations around my cold, empty bachelor pad. Pics or it didn’t happen.

37 likes?! That’s approximately the same number of likes I got when I posted a majestic picture of the Japanese countryside.

… And basically, no one cared that I scored a job.

Wow. I didn’t know posting a picture of my toilet would ever do so much for my social life. Add this to your list of lifehacks. Perfect. Now, go update your LinkedIn profile to “Social Media Specialist.”

I didn’t actually resolve to post useless shit on social media — that’s just what I do. #kony2016 #liveauthentic