“The Arts.” After intensive research (Wikipedia) and many long hours (maybe 10 minutes), I have made the shocking discovery of just what The Arts are. Expression. Creativity. Imagination. 21 years I’ve allowed “creativity” and ‘imagination” to subconsciously shape and define the unseen world around me.

What’s worse is there is no definite boundary defining where The Arts stop and the world starts. The Arts are ever evolving, reshaping, and redefining what they are. Is Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa The Arts? What about Leonardo Dicaprio not winning his Oscar? Even Leonardo Ninja Turtle’s pizza might be The Arts. No one knows! More importantly, no one knows that they need to know.

Fear not. I, a champion of the people, a martyr for his work, am here to light up your world to the darkness of The Arts. I have planned to expose The Arts in the best way I know how: by arbitrarily deciding The Arts could be divided into 9 parts, and that I could learn The Arts in 15 minutes, give or take a pizza run or five.

So sit back, relax, grab a snack smeared on a second snack, and let me enlighten you during those precious 20 seconds that Netflix gives you between episodes.