A while ago, I came across a fantastic fable called ‘Squidward’s Suicide’; a hauntingly realistic story about a Nickelodeon intern’s horrific experience with what can only be described as a very ‘off’ episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Let’s take a look at the zombie; a species of the corporeal undead, devoid of any human emotion; ‘living’ only to feed. Zombies are neither malevolent, nor empathetic towards their prey. Much like the ‘Old Ones’ in Lovecraftian literature, they just do not care…

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You get Jordan Belfort and Salvadore Dali to have a baby. Then you need to make sure Bono gets involved somehow in the rearing of said baby.