Barely make flight, arouse middle-aged woman, hold baby, fear for life.

J. t. Monkey
Jul 23, 2017 · 1 min read

Prompt: 17 syllables of a retrospective checklist describing today.

Show my work:

Couple on business

Held baby Lucas

On a four hour flight

Spent a four hour flight talking with my seatmates and holding their baby

Four hour flights are best spent talking with nice couples and holding their baby

Fly four hours, hold baby Lucas

Hold a baby,

Catch flight with 3 minutes to spare, get hit on by a middle-aged woman, hold a baby

Arrive 3 minutes before takeoff

Arouse a middle-aged woman

Hold a baby

Arrive 3 minutes before doors close

9

Arouse a middle-aged woman

8

Hold a baby

4

Arrive 3 minutes before too late

Arouse middle aged woman

Hold a baby

Barely make flight

4

Arouse middle-aged woman

7

Hold baby

3

Need 3

Eat nine wings

Barely make flight, arouse middle-aged woman, hold baby, fear for life

J. t. Monkey

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