Thank you Elliot, I’m chuffed. You are a beautiful writer.

Men are beautiful creatures.

One thing though: Not all men are powerless in the face of nice breasts. I used to go out with a Danish guy — he was beautiful but he knew it.

He was lots of things and a breast man wasn’t one of them. What a waste that would have been. Absolute travesty. Almost criminal, really. Doesn’t bear thinking about.