Mike, let me fill you in — Kanye is what some refer to as a GOAT which means “greatest of all time”.

They’ve got to be kidding.

I saw a Kanye in concert in 2006. For reasons I am still unable to fathom, he was supporting U2 on their Vertigo Tour. Which I can confirm Kanye gave me a dose of.

I had to get down on the ground and carry out my Brandt-Daroff exercises before the first set ended.

I quite like U2 and I had especially loved seeing them play their Zoo TV Tour but this move to get the Gen Yers on board was an epic fail. Even to the Gen Yers if the crowd was anything to go by.

That is all.

Thanks Mike, for the poem.