Oh, far out. Well, thank you David. I obviously made enough of an audible noise of shock at reading this that my dog just came to check on me.

Those are really heartwarming things you say about alto. But, you know, let’s not go on too much about him, I’m sure he’s flawed to all buggery somehow like the rest of us. Let’s tap our cap to you, though, David.

Ha. Just joking. alto is the man. You know it, I know it, Kyrgyzstan knows it, that chump of a husband who had a go at guerilla dentistry knows it, and thank god alto doesn’t know it. I was going to say thank fuck but somehow blasphemy seems less offensive to a man of the cloth than swearing.

Incidentally, my husband was christened/baptised in the Anglican Church. He doesn’t remember it so I’m not sure it counts. Time will tell.

Well, David, what a heartwarming interaction we have had.

You’re alright. You make me almost want to go to church. Almost. But no need — me and Dan Fogelberg already have something going.