Ah cleavage! Something I have never possessed, sigh.
Maybe it is time I got a boob job?
Kidding! I know there are lots of downsides to have an ample bosom, from back pain to extra doses of unwanted attention – but I must admit that in my youth I was always somewhat jealous of what my well-endowed friends could accomplish (free drinks, making better tips as waitresses, skipping the line up at the club etc etc*) simply by wearing a low cut shirt.
*Those were the things I cared about back then – I was very young, what can I say.