You a Fake Denzel Like the AllState….

How long have I been listening to this new Kanye song? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Will class tomorrow be cancelled or merely delayed from the snow? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Life is better when you embrace Ye, right? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

How insanely brisk is it that Kanye’s squad is 75 deep? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Did I just invent a new slang adjective? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Does Kanye have me feeling good about myself and life? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

He really is that cup of coffee in the morning, isn’t he? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

What about those freakin DOUBLE FLAMETHROWERS?? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

That thing they do when everybody gets low (gets low) is tight, ain’t it? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

The amount of time and work and energy put in to this song is pretty incredible, right? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Those namedrops too, they’re pretty entertaining as always. (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Am I going to keep going? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Taylor Swift was gettin it, wasn’t she? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Was that Lionel Richie? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Is it weird that I always kinda think Lionel Richie’s blind because of that (creepy) “Hello” music video? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Is it safe to say that we are firmly in the season of Yeezy? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

Have I been listening to All Day throughout righting this whole post? (ALL DAY ALL DAY)

And at that moment I disperseeeeeeeeeeeeee