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Kasadee Allan

Other Words To Describe the “Unsportsmanlike” Shirt Incident at the US Open

It IS hot out, but we are all dealing with the heat without furiously striping down in front of thousands of viewers to try to make a…

2 min readSep 1, 2018

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Other Words To Describe the “Unsportsmanlike” Shirt Incident at the US Open

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Kasadee Allan

Yelling at Boys: And Other Things I Did at Middle School Dances

Forty-year-old gymnasium, an underpaid DJ playing the “Cha Cha Slide,” boys on one side and girls on the other, it had all the makings of a…

6 min readAug 12, 2018

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Kasadee Allan

Just Wondering When My Alumni Pin’s Super Powers are Going to Kick In?

From: A Recent Graduate

4 min readMay 31, 2018

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Just Wondering When My Alumni Pin’s Super Powers are Going to Kick In?

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Kasadee Allan
in
Slackjaw

Finally, a Gym That Cares as Much About Your Sports Drink as You Do

Anything you want to drink, bring it on in. Except water, it lacks imagination, which reflects poorly on us as an organization.

3 min readMay 30, 2018

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Finally, a Gym That Cares as Much About Your Sports Drink as You Do

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Kasadee Allan
in
The Dot

Am I Too Young to Wonder If I Will Die Alone?

There are tons of facts that can be used to define me; some make me feel special, I love March Madness but only like the NBA and I don’t…

10 min readMay 17, 2018

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Kasadee Allan
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Excerpts from the Newest Baby-Sitters’ Club Books

Written Entirely by Dads Who Babysit Their Own Kids!

3 min readApr 26, 2018

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Excerpts from the Newest Baby-Sitters’ Club Books

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Kasadee Allan
in
Slackjaw

Eulogy for an iPhone Who Died with All Its Original Parts

Thank you all for being here today. It means so much to me that many of you could come out and support me through this heartbreaking time.

3 min readFeb 13, 2018

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Eulogy for an iPhone Who Died with All Its Original Parts

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Kasadee Allan
in
Slackjaw

Action Steps for Handling Emails from Your Alumni Association

1. Subject: Happy Holidays!

3 min readJan 18, 2018

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Action Steps for Handling Emails from Your Alumni Association

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Kasadee Allan

All of One Direction is Nominated for the Same Award and My World is on Fire

It is award season once again and the “iHeartRadio Music Awards” have released the nominees in all categories. For Best Solo Breakout, not…

2 min readJan 15, 2018

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Kasadee Allan

Other “Predicaments” Women Find Themselves In

On Friday Louis C.K. confirmed sexual harassment claims by stating that late in life he has realized that:

1 min readNov 14, 2017

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Kasadee Allan

Kasadee Allan

A comedy writer who has finally found a productive way to rant about this crazy world we live in. You can find her on Twitter @Just_Kas and kasadeeallan.com.

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