Karen Orlando
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read

Well the opening sentence (can we call this the lede, oh rogue journalist caity?) “Venerated warmongering psychopath John McCain has an extremely aggressive form of brain cancer. I keep expecting a group of munchkins to come out and start singing.” is about as telling a sentence about you as the beginning of this piece you wrote — “I enjoy a good conspiracy theory as much as the next peddler of anti-establishment vitriol.”

Perhaps you should consider getting a different “rogue” day job?

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