Well, you certainly acquired the ability to do the logic gymnastics needed to make sure you’re the innocent victim in all this.

If you are refusing to pay back federal loans, the taxpayers are going to pick up the bill. I will be paying for your loans. You’re one of the ‘welfare queens’ the right gets so worked up about. By shirking the responsibility you voluntarily took on, you are making it that much harder for people who actually need assistance to get it.

You fully admit you could have made more responsible decisions at any time, but you didn’t because talking with your parents is hard.