look at the shiny shiny!

Kopjes Kattenoppas
Jul 23, 2017 · 1 min read
Football match | Russia, 2017 | foto: Epsilon

Football is just distraction, distract you from the real world, distract you from the war. They should replace football with just a guy bringing out a big bunch of keys and going “Look at the shiny shiny!” — Frankie Boyle

[Football commentary] Overpaid…overpaid knocks it on to overrated…overrated…on to possible rapist…possible rapist knocks it forward to closet gay…closet gay…GOAL! — Frankie Boyle

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