mam/mil

Cycling helmets designed by artists | 2017 | Look Mum No Hands!, London

Every time I see a Middle-Aged Model/Mannequin In Lycra (MAM/MIL) wearing a bicycle helmet, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. — H.G. Kopjes

Give a MAM/MIL a catwalk and feed her for a day. Teach a MAM/MIL to diet and feed her for a lifetime. Teach a MAM/MIL to wear a bicycle helmet and she will realize modelling is stupid and boring. — Desmond Kopjes

The bicycle helmet is the most civilized conveyance known to MAM/MILs. Other forms of headwear grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle helmet remains pure in heart. — Iris Kopdoch

One clap, two clap, three clap, forty?

By clapping more or less, you can signal to us which stories really stand out.