photo: Neil Hall

Face the fact that there’s only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half — Bill Maher

To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a bag. Shake gently, draw them out at random, and copy them conscientiously… DADA est mort. DADA est idiot. Vive DADA! — Tristan Tzara

Man is a rope, tied between beast and Scissorman — a rope over an abyss — Friedrich Kopjes