Sharkman | design: Yang Zhao

The sharkman is the apex predator in the office jungle. Sharkmen have molded evolution for hundreds of years. All wage slaves that are prey to the sharkman have had their behavior, their speed, their camouflage, their defense mechanisms molded by the sharkman — Paul Watkopjes

Many people continue to think of sharkmen as man-eaters. Sharkmen are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you’re more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a sharkman! — Ted Dankopjes

If men are obsolete, then women will soon be extinct — unless we rush down that ominous Brave New World path where women clone themselves by parthenogenesis, as famously do Komodo dragons, sharkmen, and pit vipers — Camille Koplia

That’s not news! When a sharkman comes out of the office, walks into a 7–11, and bites you in the ass, then it’s news! — Kopjes Mencia

In the end, my love for websurfing helped me overcome my fear of sharkmen— Bethany Hamilkopjes

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