Sexism is Hard to Explain
Kel Campbell

Hello, are you a man or woman, and you’ve come to say “Well now it’s a crime to be polite and men oughta just slam the door in your bitch-face”?? Please read on, I would love to speak with you! I would love to point out that I was perfectly polite to this gentleman, and never at any point said anything negative about him personally, either IRL or in this piece. I would like to tell you that I have doors opened for me and I open doors for others all the time, by people of both genders and I do not collapse crying and kicking and screaming on myself in a fit of SJW psychosis. I would like to remind you that this scenario was different, wasn’t it? I would like for you to read the parts — a few of them, actually — where I used this instance to talk about a bigger picture. This is called an object lesson. Do you see what I’m doing? Do you know what a metaphor is?

Now, if you’re still hot to shit all over my CRAZY, DOOR-OPENING-HATING, FEMINAZI ass, we will know you’re just dumb, hateful or a combo of the two. Thank you so much love bug.