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UptownGirl
A recent college grad who has no idea what she’s doing 98% of the time.

9 Things No One Tells You About Being a College Freshman as told by Donald Trump

  1. The ‘Freshman 15’ is a serious thing.

2. Skipping class will eventually catch up to you.

Looking at your first Intro to Psych test like:

…. or you will miraculously ace the test you were bound to fail…

3. You cannot dance, despite what that $9 plastic bottle of Burnetts is telling you.

4. The hangover from said $9 plastic bottle of Burnetts will hit you out of nowhere.

5. Invest in a pair of shower shoes.

6. Your roommate will likely get on your nerves more often than not.

7. Upperclassman may try to intimidate you, but stand your ground!

8. You’ll meet some of your best friends at orientation, don’t skip it.

9. Finals WILL be the death of you.