My friend Dave

Kerry Beetge
Jul 24, 2017 · 10 min read

A poem about my friend Dave

I once took this picture and I don’t think my friend Dave noticed.

I have a friend called Dave

The name Dave suits him

Like the name Connor,

Suits a lot of people called Connor.

It’s Irish - and also their name.

In some ways, Dave’s just an ordinary guy.

Just a homosapian, sack of dying blood and flesh,

Inching towards some sort of physical death,

Not really sure what’s going to happen to his soul,

Although my other friend Dirk says that souls don’t exist,

I have a lot of friends.

Anyway,

He’s just a guy,

With some dude guy T-shirts that are kinda quirky,

and cool hair and an appropriately slouchish disposition sometimes,

Appropriate given the planet he’s on

Uranus. lol.

Anyway,

Dave likes to go on the Internet,

He’s very good with computers,

He has a Twitter account,

And is the kind of guy who reposts other people,

More than posting stuff himself,

Because he’s not very far up his own arse,

Only a little bit and only for curious pleasure.

Sometimes you don’t even notice when he’s around.

Other times you can’t miss him,

Because he’s wearing a very bright green jacket

But you can always miss him because he’s quite lovable

And his T-Shirts are funny.

One time Dave was outside talking about bacteria,

And how it could survive the apocalypse,

And I was saying that the end of the world is just going to be cockroaches and bacteria,

Another time,

Dave was making me watch the whole of Too Many Cooks, Too Many Cooks,,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,Too Many Cooks,,Too Many 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and that was a time I did a lot of thinking about my life,

and where I wasn’t going with it.

A lot of times, I tell Dave something,

or I show Dave something that I know other people won’t appreciate,

But he does,

and he smiles in an older brotherly way,

Or maybe a cousingly way,

I’m not sure because I don’t have cousins.

But he smiles as though he approves quietly.

I felt very validated by this

and also a bit outdated

and a bit undatable.

But Dave doesn’t care that I’m undatable

’cause he’s already married to a hot, smart lady

Dave only cares about my friendship,

Which is not very valuable but very enthusiastically executed.

Oh and the memes.

He’s a bit of a meme girl.

I think it’s quite evident I think so,

but Dave is the best,

I once wrote his mom a part of a letter about it

I also know that if his name was D’ave,

he wouldn’t be any posher than he is right now

He’d just stay Dave.

Anyway, that’s a poem about my friend Dave,

that could have been a lot longer.

A great compliment, really.

Actually, I’m not sure it’s a poem but

It is about him.

He was my Muse for it —

Circa Origin of Symmetry.

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