Don’t Try This At Home: The Anal Edition

10 weird objects removed from people’s butts

Kiki Wellington
Sex and Satire

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Photo by Mirko Vuckovic on iStock

A little anal stimulation is great when masturbating or having sex with a partner, but some people find themselves in medical mishaps when things get out of control — especially when they try to stick things up their butts that clearly don’t belong there. The Internet Journal of Surgery sums it up this way: “Throughout the history, the variety of objects removed from the rectum almost defies imagination.” This article features ten of the weirdest objects people had to go to a doctor to get removed from their butt.

Vibrator

While using a vibrator to stimulate the anus is not unusual, the fact that one emergency room patient had his sex toy lodged there for six months certainly is. Even more unusual is the fact that this 64-year-old man travelled around the world with it still inside of him, causing the vibrator to be referred to as the “most travelled foreign body” by The Medical Journal of Australia. Although six months is quite a long time to have a sex toy stuck inside of you, one woman has him beat. That patient had to get a five-inch sex toy removed from her vagina after ten years. The case of this 38-year-old Scottish woman was so noteworthy that is was featured in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

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