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Kiki Prottsman
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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Mar 15, 2019

Starting Over

I’ve been here before, albeit 10 years ago, but I’ve started from scratch and built the foundation for my own life. I might be crazy for pivoting this late into my adulthood, but it feels like the right move and I’m having a good time — so far. There’s still…

Education

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Starting Over
Starting Over
Education

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Mar 5, 2019

Not New, Not Perfect

In our culture, we’re extremely forgiving of someone who is brand new to an idea. We also tend to be highly respectful to those who are experts in their craft. What we don’t handle well is any stage in between. As an educator, I’ve seen many people unapologetically try something…

Life Lessons

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Not New, Not Perfect
Not New, Not Perfect
Life Lessons

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Mar 1, 2019

Creativity

You either have it or you don’t actually understand what it is I’m always blown away when people say “Oh, I’m not creative.” To me, that’s like saying “I’m not kind,” or “I’m not hygienic.” Being creative isn’t a gift, it’s a choice. Too often, people override natural creativity by…

Creativity

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Creativity
Creativity
Creativity

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Feb 28, 2019

Watching the Back of My Eyelids

A movie of my own Sleep is a wonderful thing. I love sleep and I appreciate how necessary it is for a fully functioning human. That said, I hate state changes. …

Dreams

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Watching the Back of My Eyelids
Watching the Back of My Eyelids
Dreams

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Feb 25, 2019

Oranges Too Soon

A good fruit bowl takes time I made a rookie mistake. Our mandarines had begun to wither and I, being the fantastic mother that I try to be, immediately composted them and purchased a new bag to fill their place in the bountiful fruit bowl on our table. Unfortunately, I…

Fruit

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Oranges Too Soon
Oranges Too Soon
Fruit

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Feb 24, 2019

On Having Boobs

Are they a blessing or a curse? Growing up, I wasn’t a “girly-girl” or a “tomboy.” I was just as happy wearing beautiful dresses as I was playing in mud puddles. One of my favorite costume pieces was a set of kid-sized Barbie® revolvers that came with a hat and…

Short Story

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On Having Boobs
On Having Boobs
Short Story

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Feb 23, 2019

Research Shows…

Men who smoke weed are less likely to have a low sperm count A study by Harvard University shows that pot users have higher testosterone levels, and are less likely to have low sperm counts. Unfortunately, their sperm is also highly unmotivated and tends to forget where it was going after just a couple of minutes. In relation to the study, researchers said that it was the most fun they’ve had with an experiment since the weekend they discovered that loud music causes people to drink more alcohol in less time.

Health

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Research Shows…
Research Shows…
Health

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Feb 22, 2019

Peace and Quiet

If there is such a thing You know that feeling when you’ve had a houseful of joyful chaos and suddenly all of the people go away for a few days and your home is left feeling silent and lonely? Yeah, I don’t get that. Every two weeks or so, my…

Parenthood

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Peace and Quiet
Peace and Quiet
Parenthood

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Feb 21, 2019

The Morning After

It’s a daily blog…so far It’s morning and I’m tired. So tired, in fact, that I started this installment last night so I could squeak out a couple of extra minutes of sleep before I started out on my adventure for today. Today is going to be busy. It’s going…

Daily Blog

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The Morning After
The Morning After
Daily Blog

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Funny As I Wanna Be

·Feb 21, 2019

A Funny Thing Happened…

Every blog needs a first story, this is mine I’m officially forty-something. You might think that by now I would have my shit together, but I don’t. My shit hit the fan last year and now it’s pretty much everywhere. You see, I’m one of those lucky few women who…

Entrepreneurship

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A Funny Thing Happened…
A Funny Thing Happened…
Entrepreneurship

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