Because you would have a snuggie (laughing). For some reason I find that almost as funny as your original piece.
I dunno. I haven’t traveled extensively throughout the states so I don’t have much to compare it to, least of all Texas because I’ve never been. I find New England incredibly dry, reserved and incredibly boring, but peaceful and civilized. By and large, I don’t think New Englanders are unfriendly, but not incredibly friendly either.